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Security-Isn't it Great!
People think I am a security guard.Excuse me!Please refer to my proper title...Private security Professional thank you.The State even says that is my title...and you know they know what is proper.
Of course they charge me a $50 Licensing Fee to tell me all the things I can't do as a "Private Security Professional".And believe it or not,that takes 8 hours.
I could say it in 1 minute."You are a Private Citizen Professional.You don't have anymore authority than a private citizen.Just be nice to people."
As this so called professional,I can't arrest,detain,touch,imply,spit on,sneer,crowd,order,interrogate or ask Silly questions of anyone.
Only IF(in my presense) they are physically attacking someone or me,then i can only use as much force as necessary to stop the person.The attacker not the victim.No that doesn't mean i can tie them up or sit on them or pull out my $2.95 handcuffs and act like Dick Tracy.
Oh!You don't know who Dick Tracy was?Only the best Detective that ever lived...Well in a comic anyway.
No baton,mace,stungun,revolver or automatic 45.(special handgun license needed...another $80 fee.)Just my own 10 fingers..well 8 fingers and 2 thumbs if you want to be technical can be used to stop the perpretretor.
Well I'm off to work.I must remember to smile. |
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This intel was contributed by dkmonck
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